Install Giggle 24.7 and run it every day :-)

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A woman writes to the IT Technical support…..

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

REPLY

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: Ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT in any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.

Good Luck!

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Install Giggle 24.7 and run it every day… 

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27 thoughts on “Install Giggle 24.7 and run it every day :-)

  1. dapplegrey says:

    So funny! Thanks for starting my day with a laugh. (And glad you liked my post on drawing stick- figures).

  2. FlorenceT says:

    A much needed laugh! 🙂

  3. Ok, I’m a computer nut so I can get a good laugh out of it too 🙂
    I’ve been trained in that software and after many crashes I upgraded too. Now if I could just fix the memory problem 😀
    Great post Otrazhenie, just the way to begin the weekend 🙂

  4. ErikaKind says:

    Hahaha!!! That’s awesome!!! That’s simply awesome!!!

  5. feralc4t says:

    Thanks, best laugh in a long time 😀

  6. bethbyrnes says:

    Very cute! Good to start the day laughing.

  7. Randstein says:

    This made my day, O 🙂 Thank you! I think I’ll replace my version of Entropy 111.03.9997 and get a memory upgrade. 🙂

  8. Joy Heartsong says:

    Dear Linda, I think you’ll get a charge out of this one! Joy

  9. That was exceptional.

  10. Lyn says:

    LOL what a hoot. I have to say though, that I’d have no problem with CRICKET 4.1 running on a regular basis.

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  12. spirited13 says:

    Absolutely brilliant! I love this and I thank you for sharing….keep up the excellent inspirational work! Many Blessings, Barbara xxxxxx

  13. satzie says:

    Nice one. I enjoyed the virus point. It reminded me how my brother-in-law use to freak out, seeing my mother. 😀

  14. Sallie says:

    Thanks for sharing! Very clever! I can relate- been married for 45+ years (same man!) and many of the “software programs” have crashed over the years to be replaced with ones that have meaning and longevity.
    Love your blog.

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